An After Work Conversation
- Silas: So I saw on twitter that you when to Trader Joe's today.
- Me: YES! I did! I hadn't been in forever, it was so much fun.
- Silas: And that you, uh, got some gummy treats.
- Me: Oh... yes I did. They were giving out samples and, well, they snagged this pregnant lady.
- Silas: Well... where are they?
- Me: Uh. I kind of... ate them all?
- Silas: *disbelieving/judging glare*
- Me: IT WAS A TINY PACKAGE! (I show him the package.)
- Silas: *disbelieving/judging glare*
- Me: It was only really half full when I bought it anyway. The packaging is deceiving!
- Silas: *disbelieving/judging glare*
- Me: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
- Silas: Well, I brought home a box of chocolate and only ate HALF of it on the bus and saved the rest for you.
- Me: Fine, I'll admit it. You're a much better husband than I am.
