We argue about important things.
- Me: So, J.D. Salinger died.
- Silas: Yeah, I saw.
- Me: *sad face*
- Silas: What?
- Me: Didn't you like any of his books?
- Silas: Meh - never read any.
- Me: YOU NEVER READ CATCHER IN THE RYE!
- Silas: Oh, THAT. Yeah, I didn't like it.
- Me: WHAT! That book is life changing!
- Silas: *scoff* Sure, if you're 12.
- Me: I'm done with you. We shall speak on this subject no more.