January 2010
6 posts
We argue about important things.
Me: So, J.D. Salinger died.
Silas: Yeah, I saw.
Me: *sad face*
Silas: What?
Me: Didn't you like any of his books?
Silas: Meh - never read any.
Me: YOU NEVER READ CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Silas: Oh, THAT. Yeah, I didn't like it.
Me: WHAT! That book is life changing!
Silas: *scoff* Sure, if you're 12.
Me: I'm done with you. We shall speak on this subject no more.
Title Lacking
Someday I’d like to attain ironic hipster status among my aquintances.
Not among my friends.
They know I’m not cool enough for that.
I’d like for my babies to be as smart as my husband,
Twice as creative as me,
And a better chef than both of us put together.
It would be nice to find that one thing I’m really good at.
Is it ever too late for that?
I wonder if...
Arrested Development
Me: Ew. They’re making an Arrested Development movie.
Silas: I know, isn’t it awesome!
Me: No, that show sucks.
Silas: Whatever.
Me: Though, maybe since it’s an actual movie it will have some sort of watchable plot, unlike the show.
Silas: Elisabeth! That show has PLENTY of plot it in! Maybe you need to evaluate your ability to watch things and derive plot from them.
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An Open Letter to Pittsburgh Weather
Dear Pittsburgh Weather,
I am aware that you are currently pleasing a great many stupid people constituents by your recent and rather unexpected decision to let the sun out of its seasonal prison, however, I am pissed off not one of those pleased persons. The appearance of the sun not only makes it difficult to sleep all day get all the rest I am required, but causes me to throw things at people...