Halfway through a Star Trek episode:
- Me: Wait... this isn't the same series we were watching last time, is it?
- Silas: Uh, no. Look at the uniforms!
- Me: They look the same to me.
- Silas: THE CAPTAIN IS A WOMAN!
- Me: *shrug*
- Silas: *muttering*
Musings of the Non-Amusing Variety
Or something.
Well it certainly never did anything for me.
- Me: Silas, Gideon is eating your book.
- Silas: It's ok. "C# Essentials" never did anything for me.
- *Pause*
- Silas: Actually, that's not true.
Not at all.
- Me: You should go to grad school in England.
- Silas: That's not self serving.
While on the phone with my brother:
- Rainor: One second...
- *horrific coughing fit*
- Me: Are you ok?
- Rainor: Oh, yeah, I just ate a granola bar.
At least I'm not the one laughing hysterically while playing Portal 2 quotes over and over again.
- Me: It's too bad the Pirates are playing so badly. At least when we get home we can finish watching Dune!
- Silas: You're a hopeless nerd.
- Me: What?
- Silas: That is not something normal people say.
- Me: Normal people like baseball and Dune.
- Silas: Nope. You're a freak.
To-Do 5/2/11
- Do laundry
- Do mending
- Buy toilet paper
- Make bread for tonight’s french onion soup
- Pay gas bill
- Join weight watchers
- Go to the gym
FinishStart on my dress for Nathan and Julie’s wedding
He doesn’t know that this scene is doomed to be repeated throughout his childhood.
- Me: Hello, Lover.
- Silas: Hello.
- *kiss*
- Me: I love you, Silas.
- Silas: I love you, garlic breath.
We are very mature
- Me: You're a doo-doo head!
- Silas: The same to you and more. AND IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!
Silasisms Involving Feet
Me: Why are you feeling down trodden?
Silas: Because you’re treading on me. In a downward motion.
*later*
Me: Thanks for stomping on my dreams!
Silas: You’re welcome. I will provide that service for you at any time.
